mirron, mirror…

You know we had standards, right up from our fairy tales, and in those standards when asked, the mirror always replies « Of course fairest of them all, you are the most beautiful one » and then it arrived…. the fitness mirror… « Mirror, mirror; am I the most beautiful of them all? » « Fat chance, » replied the said mirror, « looking at your % of fat versus muscle, you skipped the gym again! You lazy ugly duckling. Get your gym bag out and move your *&% over there! »… seriously…